Category Archives: Humour

The renovations – day 78

Welcome to week number 12 of the renovations. We’re very much on the home stretch now and, according to the builder, we should be able to move back into the house by the end of April. Thumbs up

Time for a quick look at progress since the last update:

  • enclosure purchased for the outside low voltage lighting and pergola audio. Managed to get a Legrand Atlantic 35430 lockable powder coated steel cabinet. It’s IP66-rated and weighs almost 10kg. The local electrical wholesaler has been trying to sell his three stock units for almost two years. So, instead of paying $357 for it, I paid just $120. TOTAL overkill for the intended application but half the price of an equivalent size polycarbonate unit.
  • installation has started on the storage unit wall outside the new bathroom upstairs.
  • hot water system partially installed
  • locked-in the colour for the poly doors in the kitchen. We’re going with Dulux “Raku” PG2C7 in a gloss finish.
  • picked up the light fitting for the front bedroom
  • locked-in the colour for the outside feature wall which faces onto the pergola area outside – Taubman’s “Grape Popsicle”.
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Friendly Aussie has a friendly chat with “Microsoft”

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This telephone recording was provided to me my a friend in Brisbane. His name’s not important, so let’s call him “Kurt” for the sake of this post. Earlier this week, Kurt was called by an overseas contact centre (easily identified by the audio compression and delay) purporting to be Microsoft and informing him that he needed to take immediate action to fix problems on his PC.

It was, of course, just another case of the  well documented – but not necessarily known well enough – Microsoft phone support scam.

Kurt’s a smart bloke. Actually, he’s a *very* smart young bloke who engineers infrastructure that millions of us rely upon every day. There’s no way he’d fall for such a scam. So, with some time to spare, he decided to make the most of the scamster experience and recorded his playful banter.

He writes, in his email:

‘…I got the usual overseas call with “there’s a problem with your computer sir let me fix it” scammers.

Usually I hang up but I persisted.  Told this guy I was running Windows 3.1 several times (but playing a dumb user) and that I was using a 486 Hewlett Packard.

I remembered, after about 20 minutes of pretend reboots and furious googling of Win 3.1 screens (not that it mattered as these guys didn’t have a clue despite all the hints… and being passed to ‘specialists’ :-) , that I could put the home phone on speaker and record on the iPhone.  Apologies for the soft sound at the start, I bumped the volume up during it…”

I suspect the call centre has now placed him on their own DO NOT CALL FOR ANY REASON list. Winking smile

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WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Ice Cream Sandwich stable on the HP TouchPad.

Yep – a world exclusive, right here! Australian retail HP TouchPad tablet running with a STABLE Ice Cream Sandwich build over WebOS.

Ice Cream Sandwhich build STABLE on a HP TouchPad

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Because I can type 50wpm I get a bonus.

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The Australian Public Service (APS) is not exactly renowned for producing world-leading promotional materials. Budget papers and Hansards, yes – tourist brochures most definitely not.

This publication, first circulated in December 1973, was designed to entice young women to Canberra to join the APS. Here, for the first(?) time, you can enjoy the full booklet in full PDF glory.

Some of the highlights you can expect when you move to Canberra with the APS (read-up, folks!):

“…girls get a boarding allowance to help them meet their living expenses…”

“…most offices are air conditioned…”

“…the shops are open Friday night as well as Saturday morning…”

“…two television channels, three radio stations…”

WOW! What are you waiting for?! Join the APS, ‘girls’.

This may be the best 2.33MB PDF you’ve ever downloaded. Grab it right here, right now –>

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A gem from OzBargain.

lenovo_ROTFLMAOI like to keep an eye on OzBargain. Every day there’s usually a genuinely good deal (or freebie!) on something or other… regardless of whether you need it or not.

Unfortunately, however, there are no special offers on CLUES at this moment in time. OzBargain user geoffwong25k could certainly do with one (or more). OzBargain quickly unpublished his latest brainfart but, thanks to the RSS feed to Outlook, Geoff’s handiwork lives on forever.

As the old saying goes, there’s one born every minute. Click on the thumbnail, above, to see this stellar effort.

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