Monthly Archives: February 2011

Now calling #257

Little Vienna operates four little shops in Sydney CBD. They also operate coffee machines which turn out some terrible espresso and are responsible for this disgraceful website which hasn’t been updated in years.

I’m a bit of a fan of Little Vienna’s amazing club sandwich (complete with epic amounts of bacon!) and the banana bread. Oh that banana bread… full of flavour, sliced over an inch thick, toasted perfectly each time and served piping hot with butter, wrapped in aluminium foil.

Yesterday morning I ordered some of that banana bread (unbeatable at $2.95, by the way) for breakfast.

I received the full and undivided attention of the lady behind the register as I was the only person in the shop. Somewhat unusually, I was the *only* customer in the shop the whole time I was there.

Normally, Little Vienna is PACKED with customers waiting for their coffee and food. They spill out onto the footpath, patiently waiting for their ticket number to the be called. Yesterday, however, I casually strolled from one side of the shop to the other, looking outside and enjoying the smell from the bacon and chicken on the grills.

My daydreaming was broken when the woman behind the counter, the same woman who took my order and  money not more than five minutes earlier, yelled, at the top of her lungs, “TWO FIVE SEVEN”. OMG! No. Could it be? Yes, it was my call-up. Would would have thought it?!

I collected my nicely-wrapped banana bread and wandered off, ever so slightly shell-shocked. Was that military-esque bingo call really necessary? I *get* why their simple docket system works 99.9% of the time, but surely some common-sense needs to prevail. Just maybe, guys?

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A short story about Tom.

Tom* helps keep the streets of Redfern, NSW clean. Every day, Tom takes a large bag of other peoples’ rubbish – rubbish which would have otherwise ended up tossed on the footpaths and in the gutters – and disposes of it responsibly.

Tom doesn’t work for the City of Sydney Council. In fact, Tom doesn’t have a paid job at all. He’s been on a Disability Support Pension since he was diagnosed with chronic emphysema in 2009. He now lives with the live-sustaining burden (as he refers to it) of a ‘continuous oxygen therapy’ rig. A former farmer from rural Queensland, Tom says that he doesn’t like to “bludge off the country” but recognises that he would not be able to survive without his social security payments.

Tom can’t walk more than 40 or 50 small steps without running out of breath. Thankfully for the neighbouring residents in his part of Redfern, it’s only 15 steps for Tom to get to the wrought iron fence at the front of his old terrace house. The twice-daily return journey of 30 steps, which takes him almost 20 minutes each time, is how Tom gives back to his community.

Every morning, while the air is at its coolest and his lungs at their peak, Tom strings a couple of plastic shopping bags over his fence for passers-by to put their rubbish in. He returns in the late afternoon to replace the filled bags with empty ones, and brings the collected rubbish inside his property to put in his council ‘wiz bin’.

There are no garbage bins for more than 200m in each direction on Tom’s side of the street. Rather than moan about litterbugs, Tom took direct action. And it works. People ultilise Tom’s service to the community and I can report that his little section of the street is generally free of litter.

Tom cares not about reward or accolade. He simply wants to reconcile, in his own mind, his ‘debt’ to society. Tom’s specialist gives him another 3-4 months before his lungs will finally pack-up for good. When that day comes it will be a sad one for Redfern.

I’m not one to pointlessly philosophise, but every time I pass Tom’s house I’m reminded that you don’t need to be extraordinary or do the extraordinary to make a difference to your community.

But Tom’s 30 steps – twice a day – makes him extraordinary in my eyes.

(*) Note: As requested by “Tom”, I have not used his real name to protect his privacy.

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Well that was weird.

Today marks the second day running with a smashing migraine. I thought I was OK to go to work, but I managed to last less than three hours before I considered that the risk of vomiting on infrastructure (or, worse, a colleague) was too great.

I went home and curled up in the darkness.

I was awoken from my “migraine coma” at 12.22pm with a phone call. It was mum. Immediately, I thought something terrible must have happened. Accident? Death in the family?

Mum: Hello DJ. It’s only me. Sorry, I won’t keep you long because I know you’re at work and I…
Me: …no, Mum.. it’s OK… what’s wrong?
Mum: Oh nothing, I just want to buy some bananas from you. [she giggles]
Me: [still half asleep] Sorry?
Mum: You went and bought lots of bananas this morning, I see?
Me: [Brain suddenly at maximum speed] Hang on… are you talking about Twitter?

[Note: My mum has only JUST put her toes into the internet pond and is just coming to grips with email and web browsing. Twitter is WAY beyond her at the moment!]

Mum: Yes, I just saw it on the television.
Me: [In stunned disbelief] Sorry?!
Mum: They just showed your Twitter bird message on Channel 9.
Me: [Silence]
Mum: They were reading out Twitters and used yours to show the lighter side of online messages about Cyclone Yasi.
Me: NO. WAY.

Well, we wrapped things up at that point. I nervously fired-up my mobile Twitter client and chuckled at what I saw:

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While I may never know what Today actually had to say about my gag, Karen Le managed to get a photo of the TV screen and generously shared it via TwitPic Smile

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Social Media cracks me up sometimes.

UPDATE!
With thanks to Janie and Jon, I can now have awkward flashbacks - on demand – of the moment my tweet went to air:

BTW: The original tweet, posted while on the bus heading into work this morning, is here.

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